If there is one ounce of freedom in
it would be the fabric, round my toe
No matter the pacing of your gait,
apparel is cause to celebrate.
Black, white, green, or blue,
bring out your natural hue-
unless you’re wearing shorts,
then you’re fucked mate.
Written in response to ‘Soliloquy of a Water Wagtail’, by Josh Ambridge, Foundation Year Liberal Arts student at York St John University. York, 25th May 2018.